Post by revenge on Jul 20, 2012 22:42:02 GMT -5
So, with the Homecoming dance in full swing I thought it was time for a little update. You see, I wasn't lying when I said I had eyes and ears everywhere. After confirming with some eye witnesses, it is true that Thomas was seen playing tonsil hockey with his best friend Brannon. Rumor has it (no, not that Rumor!) that they even slept together! Imagine the scandal of our very own Boy Next Door playing house with another boy. I mean, the Queens have already stooped low enough to let a tranny into their inner circle! I wonder where the two are registered at for their wedding presents?
Moving onto sex scandals around the school I happened to be at the library picking up a book on HMTL when I spotted a surprising little sight! Salem Burroughs and Jason Hestler were getting awfully cozy at one of the tables. I even saw them hugging and holding hands! Guys, this is big news given Mr. Burroughs has always seemed so committed to Sebren. And we all know how weird that Hestler kid is. I guess everyone needs a booty call once in a while, right?
I heard another little tid-bit you might want to know. Seems someone at Dynasty has an infection even Ajax won't wash off. Some sort of incurable STD or something. Not sure who, all I know is that it's a boy and he is in one of the formerly popular cliques! I might be willing to offer some compensation if someone can find me out a name ;D
Till next time, darlings.
-R E V E N G E!
Moving onto sex scandals around the school I happened to be at the library picking up a book on HMTL when I spotted a surprising little sight! Salem Burroughs and Jason Hestler were getting awfully cozy at one of the tables. I even saw them hugging and holding hands! Guys, this is big news given Mr. Burroughs has always seemed so committed to Sebren. And we all know how weird that Hestler kid is. I guess everyone needs a booty call once in a while, right?
I heard another little tid-bit you might want to know. Seems someone at Dynasty has an infection even Ajax won't wash off. Some sort of incurable STD or something. Not sure who, all I know is that it's a boy and he is in one of the formerly popular cliques! I might be willing to offer some compensation if someone can find me out a name ;D
Till next time, darlings.
-R E V E N G E!